ultimately, one can't expect to leave spain without over-imbibing in the finest madiera for an embarassingly touristy drunken shaming photo opportunity with an blank expressioned mannequin bearing a slight resemblance to the city's hero matador, Eusebio "El Maravilloso" Marvilla. Some say Marvilla hypnotizes even the most ferocious of bulls intto submission with merely his vacant stare.