commentary on the human condition from the point of view of a four month old teacup poodle with a heart of gold and a secret mission to rid the entire world of all its useless paper documents by shredding them orally and ingesting them
people i know whose weblogs i frequent because it's easier to read their blog to catch up with their lives rather then place a call and engage in meaningless small-talk at first which causes me to forget why i originally called